Me

Since I’m convinced that everyone spends their days wondering what I’m up to, I’ve decided to let you guys in on my not-so personal life.

What I’m Thinking About: 

Macklemore, and how he’s a fucking dick. I don’t usually discuss politics or anything of that nature because everyone would disagree with me ’cause you’re all idiots. However, I will make an exception to say one thing: Macklemore, you anti-Semetic fuck, I hate you and hope that the fat bitch Mary Lambert from ‘One Love’ accidentally sits on you and you get severely injured.

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What I’m Listening To:

What I’m Wearing:

I know it may seem like Free People is sponsoring this post and paying me to say this but I wish I was that successful. I recently stole a shirt from my sister’s apartment and fell in love. I then hunted it down on the ~interwebs~ and bought it in every possible color. It’s fat girl friendly and perfect for summer cause it’s light but still covers my farms (fat-arms).

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Who I’m Hanging With:

What I’m Doing: 

What? At this very moment? If you must know I had a small mishap with my eyebrow wax yesterday so I am experimenting with some eyebrow pencils. I asked Huiju to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow, and I get off the table looking like freakin’ Shrek.