It’s literally been an entire month since I’ve last posted and I am super proud to announce that I have accomplished absolutely nothing since that day.
Kidding. Well, sort of. Shit has actually been pretty wild over here, but not too wild – don’t worry. I can still find the time for my tri-weekly manicures and I’m still managing to sleep in past noon. What can I say? I’m an excellent multi-tasker.
So, because making lists are the only way I know how to express my feelings, here is a list of everything I’ve done in the time that I’ve been away:
1. I was on TV: I know! Shit got cray because my appearance on The Steve Harvey Show finally aired. I actually have yet to watch the segment because I can’t get through 30 seconds of it without cringing. HARD. But, having said that, have a watch:
*and subscribe to my YouTube channel*
2. I Got A Beige Manicure: To an ordinary person, this is nothing special. But you’re reading about a girl who hasn’t gotten a manicure with less than 2 colors since the 9th grade. So I’m like sort of proud to announce this because I think it means I’m growing up.
Disclaimer: These are not my nails. My hands are much chubbier, and pailer, so I figured this girls’ hand would be more pleasing to look at.
3. I Started a YouTube Channel: Iwant2Die just typing those words but it is in fact true. I am YouTube official and kind of loving it. My sister and I started a web series to just like talk shit about celebrities and stuff and I feel like you would really like it, so watch:
*Oh, and subscribe to my YouTube channel*